" Daca nu vrea sa il urasti dar nici sa-l iubesti, atunci ce vrea?" (thx 2 ligia)
" Cand eram mici nu erau suporturi. Sprijineam bradul pe rand" (thx 2 myu)
" Fluierul piciorului este un dispozitiv de gasire a mobilei pe intuneric" (thx 2 grasu)
" O sa fiu in apele mele cand o sa-mi cumpar ocean" (thx 2 oana)
" Cum a aparut omul pe pamant? Brusc" (thx 2 tarzan)
" Cel ce nu are asteptari nu are cum sa fie dezamagit" (thx 2 me :p)
" Where would you choose to go? To the left where nothing is right or to the right where nothing is left?" (thx 2 iedutzu)
"Nobody's a virgin... Life screwed us all!!!"
"When Facebook starts showing how many times you've visited someone's profile, we're all screwed..."
"Nu exista barbati cu scula mica sau subtire, ci doar femei cu vagauna larga..."
"The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think"
"Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded."
"IT'S BETTER TO HAVE LOVED & LOST THAN TO LIVE WITH THE PSYCHO THE REST OF YOUR LIFE... "
"A fost odata o curva. Acum sunt toate."
"Adriana esti o curva ordinara! Pentru restul vand Nokia 6300 !"
"Nu deranjati ! Incerc sa ma musc de ureche !"
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