Statusuri funny ( preferatele mele :D ) part 3

Tot ceea ce se întâmplă o dată poate să nu se mai întâmple niciodată, dar tot ceea ce se întâmplă de două ori se va întâmpla cu siguranţă şi a treia oară ...


Wanna know why you're FAT? 'cause you're full of SHIT! thx 2 me :)

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on my list. thx 2 andra


Filmele romantice distrug relatiile, pentru ca fac femeile sa creada ca astfel de chestii se pot intampla in realitate. In aceeasi situatie sunt barbatii si filmele porno! thx 2 oana


Everybody lies! thx 2 Hugh Laurie aka Gregory House


I'm happy with my unhappiness... thx 2 Hugh Laurie aka Gregory House


We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public thx 2 andra


Cenusareasa e dovada ca o pereche de pantofi iti poate schimba viata! thx 2 andra


Get a condom for your heart because I'm about to fuck your feelings! thx 2 andra


You can turn a bad girl good, but once a good girl's gone bad, she's gone forever! thx 2 andra


Life is a BITCH. cause if it was a SLUT, it would be easy. thx 2 andra


Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak. thx 2 andra


So I'mma pop me two sleeping pills and go back to the girl of my deams thx 2 andra


2 b continued in a few minutes :)